
Sunday Stealing: The Semi Charmed Meme, Part One
1. My uncle once: Chopped his way out of an elevator in the WTC on 9/11 moments before the North Tower came down
2. Never in my life: Have I eaten chitterlings
3. When I was five: It was 1979...
4. High School was: A living freakin' nightmare
5. I will never forget: My anniversary
6. I once met: Oprah when she was a color commentator on the local news in Baltimore
7. There’s this girl I know who: umm yeah... not touching that one, NOPE
8. Once, at a bar: My friend insulted the neighborhood mafioso, we had to book and fast
9. By noon, I’m usually: done with chores and have written 3 articles
11. If only I had: Money
12. Next time I go to church: It'll be because my wife has dragged me there
13. Jonathan Frid: Umm who?
14. What worries me most: The Duck Face
15. When I turn my head left, I see: The bed
16. When I turn my head right, I see: My CPR/AED Certification good until 2013
17. You know I’m lying when: I don't lie
19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: The skull of Yorick
20. By this time next year: I'll be a year older
Sunday Stealing: The Semi Charmed Meme, Part Two
22. I have a hard time understanding: The younger generation
23. If I ever go back to school, I’d: be rich
24. You know I like you if: I'm drooling
25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: Myself! Because I actually did the work to get it!
26. If I could bring back a TV show for a reunion it would be: I hate TV
27. Take my advice, never: Shave a Badger while drunk
28. My ideal breakfast is: Homefries, Eggs over easy, bacon and a mimosa
30. If you visit my hometown, I'd suggest: Going elsewhere, tourists get the tar beat out of them by feral packs of ghetto negroes there.
31. If I could meet a couple of my blog buddies, I'd include: Marvelous Memories and her friend
32. Why won’t people: grow up
33. If you spend the night at my house: You're sleeping on the couch
34. I’d stop everything for: cocktail time, 4pm sharp
36. The last time I got drunk I: I don't remember
37. My favorite blonde is: Marylin Monroe
38. Paper clips are more useful than: staples?
39. If I do anything well, it’s: annoy people with my intellect
40. And by the way: I can't turn on bold with this question... hmmm
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Derp cracks me up.
ReplyDeleteHave a great Sunday!
http://harrietandfriends.com/2012/04/wash-your-hands-afterwards-if-you-do-this-too/
I forget where I found him, but some questions are just made for him...
DeleteYou crack me up. Love "The lump in my..."
ReplyDeleteThanks Bud, that was treasure I found on Imgur/r/funny
DeleteLoved reading your answers. Had a good laugh.
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